13 years ago
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Man Never Listen!
A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: 'Please take only one drop'NOTE: 'Please take only one drop'
So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion..The husband looks at the wife and says: 'You go first.'
So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.
A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
'Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.'
'So where is he?'
'Oh, that's him I have on my back.'
Locker Room Humour!!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room start listening him.
MAN: 'Hello.'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes.'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000.'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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